2012, long ass post
Thursday, December 31, 2009 @ 11:15 AM

12/31 Last day of 2009; I've already thought about what I've done the past year, and I'm not going to write about it. (:

Everyone's fucking spazzing over 2012, since it's in 2 more years, and I think they need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN. I'm going to laugh my flat ass off at those fuck tards when nothing happens on 12/21/12 11:11. I decided to write about this bull shit because yesterday, I was bored and looked at what my sister was doing. She was looking at this site: http://www.december212012.com/, it's about 2012 (obviously) and they give info and shit bout how 2012 is real and blablabla. How. Fucking. Stupid. And what's more ridiculous is that they have a counter thing that counts down til that day. Okay first of all, everyone needs to shut the fuck up because 2012 is FAKE. Some shit that the media made up to make money. Every fucking year or so, people make up some shit that says that the world will end. For example) People predicted that the world was going to end in 1999. Did it? No.
They also predicted that the world would end in 1998, 2000~2008. Fail.
Second of all, the bible does not state when the world is going to end. And I don't think God will kill everyone when half the people he has chosen haven't even been transfigured, or haven't even been BORN YET. God will end it when everything is perfect in his eyes. I'm christian, so I believe this. :)
Now, if you want a 'scientific explanation', here you go.

On December 13th 2012 the Earth will come in to perfect alignment between the sun and the center of the galaxy, this much is true. This alignment will cause the earth to be affected by additional gravity, this is also true. So the theory goes that the additional gravity created by the alignment will knock the earth out of it’s orbit, and possibly into the path of a comet – BOOM!! There you have your end of days theory. However, there is one teeny weenie point that seems to have been overlooked by the people who propound this theory, well, er, two points actually…

1: The additional gravity created by the alignment is teeny weenie. It’s minuscule on the cosmic scale and would barely register.

2: This alignment that’s supposed to send us spinning out of control, happens EVERY December 21st. It happened last year in 2008, it also happened a couple of months after the battle of Hastings in 1066, and again in 1067. It will happen again this year on December 21st 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012, 13, 14, 15 and so on.

So!! - on December 21st 2012 you can sleep easy, you WILL SEE December 22nd and go on to have a nice Xmas. :D

I’m sorry to be a kill joy to the masses who love this theory. In fact I’m so sorry that I’m prepared to make amends. If you REALLY AND TRULY want something to worry about, keep in mind April 13th 2036 – this is when Comet Apophys REALLY COULD slam in to the Earth.

Poles are switching everyday, this isn't going to happen all in just 1 day. This process takes thousands of years. Throughout geological history there has been may pole switches and life has still survived.
People are saying these poles will switch in one day due to a black hole. That's NOT true. The nearest black hole to our galaxy is 1600 light years away.

The only time the world will end is when the sun burns out in a exactly 2.34 zillion years. The sun will burn out because it's a giant star and every star burns out. So in OUR lifetime, the earth will not end.
People, chill the fuck out, and live life. Stop worrying about shit that isn't going to happen. Seriously, if 2012 was real, everyone would do everything and anything they want to do and this world would be in fuckin' chaos for the next 2 years. Nobody would work, because who wants to waste their LAST TWO YEARS OF LIFE WORKING? = People wouldn't survive a week without anyone working. Maybe that will be the end of the world. Because people assume shit.