No water
Monday, June 14, 2010 @ 3:15 AM

I'm going to tell you about my day because I have nothing better to do and you probably don't either. :)

Today, my cousin drove into a water pipe, and broke it. It was the 'main water pipe' which means, when it broke, it disconnected the water supply to my house as well as creating a 20 feet arc of water spewing out of the pipe.

It was Sunday, so the office to our water company was closed. Which fucking sucked by the way, because we absolutely could NOT find anyone to help us. We had to find help, quick. We couldn't just let hundreds of gallons of water flowing out per fucking second go to waste. It took about 2 hours to finally get someone to 'take a look' at it. (Took 2 hours because we tried like a hundred different numbers [not exaggerating] and almost none of them answered.) It was the god damn plumber. He said he couldn't fix it because he wasn't allowed to touch it or some shit, what the fuck.

Then a fellow neighbor was driving by with his golf cart and in less than a minute, he shut the water off. Which means no more exploding water going all over the place. Dumb ass plumber. Anyways, the water stopped flowing but the pipes were still broken, which means there was still no water in my house. (I was dying to take a shower. God, I hate Florida's humidity.)

We waited for someone to come out and fix it for over 2 hours. They also just 'took a look' at it and left. Another person came around 8pm, and he finished repairing it at about 11 pm.

Jesus Christ.